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Offline PukeDrunk

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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2009, 01:37:22 AM »
Well, it hasn't completely failed, since she's nowhere near successful. I doubt I've seen anyone so deluded in years.

"[Becoming a father is] another experience everyone else goes through, so why not him?"

Um, not everyone becomes a father, idiot. The vast majority of people with major mental and physical disabilities never have sex.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2009, 08:42:13 AM »
Quote from: PukeDrunk on March 20, 2009, 01:37:22 AM
Well, it hasn't completely failed, since she's nowhere near successful. I doubt I've seen anyone so deluded in years.

"[Becoming a father is] another experience everyone else goes through, so why not him?"

Um, not everyone becomes a father, idiot. The vast majority of people with major mental and physical disabilities never have sex.

Truth.  Not to mention, I mean, I didn't think it was POSSIBLE for someone with Down syndrome to look like a tool.  Yet there he is with his weird ass facial hair and sideburns.

Way to go Mom. Oy.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2009, 07:46:34 PM »
LOL, this is awesome.

Rhode Island strip club to host job fair

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Rhode-Island-strip-club-to-apf-14699380.html

Cap's favorite part of the story: Co-owner Tom Tsoumas said, "he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now -- or at least working as a floor host or bartender."
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2009, 12:35:18 AM »
Do I need to apply in person or can I just fax in my resume?
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2009, 01:02:47 AM »
If you can work a fax machine, you're more than overqualified. They'll probably try to burn you for being a witch.

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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2009, 01:07:24 AM »
Puke,

Damn..thats just funny.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2009, 10:33:01 AM »
Quote from: Angel on March 21, 2009, 12:35:18 AM
Do I need to apply in person or can I just fax in my resume?

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Bout damn time you started to pull your weight! Now, skin them clothes off!

Everyone else, don't look, or bad shazam things will happen to you.....
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2009, 12:03:46 AM »
Work halted on Warwick Castle over haunting scare

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/birmingham-news/2009/03/16/work-halted-on-warwick-castle-over-haunting-scare-97319-23150122/

Pure Awesomeness. Mini, why don't you trot over there and give us a live report?
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2009, 01:34:33 AM »
I've been to Warwick.  I accidently scared a German woman and her daughter, because I thought they were the people I was with.  They fell on the stairs and screamed their heads off, and then the mother got up, asked "Who the hell are you!?, and then punched me in the shoulder.  Good times  :sarcastic:.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2009, 08:55:17 AM »
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2009, 02:00:32 PM »
HA HA, I had to watch the video.  I loved it.  It's one of the reasons I always loved flying Southwest.... the stewards are always the friendliest, just trying to enjoy their jobs... and most of them try to make the instructions a little easier to listen to.  I love that they have always been smiling and genuinely try to make your flight better.  I don't fly any other when I can help it.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 04:56:52 PM »
I almost didn't click the link for the air steward cause Spawn described it as  "Raping air steward".  What? He rapes people?..must not watch, must not watch.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2009, 07:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Gambit the Cajun on March 23, 2009, 04:56:52 PM
I almost didn't click the link for the air steward cause Spawn described it as  "Raping air steward".  What? He rapes people?..must not watch, must not watch.

I was confused too!  But I clicked the link because I wanted to make sure it wasn't that bad!
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2009, 09:40:48 PM »
hahahahaha. too funny
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 09:07:15 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm#

Poor kid is in for a hell of a hiding when he gets back!!

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