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Offline Captain Marvel

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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2009, 09:42:07 AM »
BWAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A whole year, and they never knew! Classic!
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2009, 09:58:51 AM »
That's a pretty great prank, gotta admit.... :lol:
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2009, 08:00:33 PM »
LMAO. Thats the funniest thing. I was once fired from a pizza shop for drawing one of those under the pizza ina pizza box. After every slice it revealed more and more. The guy called us right back, just flippin out. I was fired that night.  :dirol:
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2009, 10:28:51 PM »
http://news.aol.com/article/parrot-red-cross-award/393941

A parrot was given a Red Cross Award for aiding in saving a little girl's life.  Ironically, it tried to eat the medal, and choked to death on it  :sarcastic:.  J/P about the last part, but giving a bird a medal?  Really?  Give it something it wants, like toys or food.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2009, 01:55:58 AM »
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Dude has the body of a two year old, but he's twenty-six.  Man, what type of shenanigans could he be up to...
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2009, 02:22:20 PM »
That's awful. Sure, the guy has has the body of a baby, but he's 26! There's gotta be a point where they at least considered not dressing him like a 2 year old. I would think when he grew his adult teeth.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2009, 06:21:22 PM »
Quote from: PukeDrunk on April 18, 2009, 02:22:20 PM
That's awful. Sure, the guy has has the body of a baby, but he's 26! There's gotta be a point where they at least considered not dressing him like a 2 year old. I would think when he grew his adult teeth.

Yeah, I bet that helps his self-esteem.  I know it's messed up, but I keep imagining the dude pushing his own carriage into the mall, sitting in it, and pretending to be a baby so random ladies pick him up and stuff.  Like I said, shenanigans  :sarcastic:.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2009, 06:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Wolfwood on April 18, 2009, 06:21:22 PM
Yeah, I bet that helps his self-esteem.  I know it's messed up, but I keep imagining the dude pushing his own carriage into the mall, sitting in it, and pretending to be a baby so random ladies pick him up and stuff.  Like I said, shenanigans  :sarcastic:.

Does the man know he's 26 or does he have the mind of a two year old as well?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 01:45:34 AM by MATTEK »
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2009, 12:59:08 AM »
Quote from: MATTEK on April 18, 2009, 06:32:01 PM
Does the man know he's 26 or does he have the mind of a two year old as well?

His mind is twenty-six, it's just his body that's two.  Before I knew what the disease was called, I used to call it "Gary Coleman Disease."
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 01:45:23 AM by MATTEK »
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM »
Police launch hunt for 'Wolfman'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1175075/Police-launch-hunt-Wolfman-mini-crimewave-lives-rabbits-berries-woods.html

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Locals call him 'The Wolfman' and blame him for a series of thefts of milk from their doorsteps.


Cap's favorite part of the story: "Police have tried to catch him during searches on foot and have even sent up a helicopter with heat-seeking equipment to track him down, but he has so far always managed to avoid capture."

For stealing milk??? For being "suspected" of petty theft out of cars??? Sounds like a lot of effort to find someone who just wants to be left alone. Then again, the local officials aren't collecting any taxes off of him at the moment...
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2009, 06:33:09 PM »
Boy sells pics of mom in lacy underwear in retaliation

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582599

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Her instruction to clear out the garage and sell unwanted items on Trade Me backfired when Michael started an auction titled "5 naked photos of my mum".


Cap's favorite part of the story: "I did it a bit sneakily but she found out. At first she was was pretty shocked, but then she went along with it. I just wanted a bit of extra cash, we're not rich or anything."

So she found out about it, then said, "Hey, why not?" LOL
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2009, 06:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Captain Marvel on July 08, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Boy sells pics of mom in lacy underwear in retaliation

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582599

Cap's favorite part of the story: "I did it a bit sneakily but she found out. At first she was was pretty shocked, but then she went along with it. I just wanted a bit of extra cash, we're not rich or anything."

So she found out about it, then said, "Hey, why not?" LOL


Might as well make a few bucks. The pics are already out there.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2009, 07:02:29 PM »
She's not bad looking for a mom, eh?  :dirol: Wonder if she posted her phone number?  :sarcastic: jus jokin.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #43 on: July 08, 2009, 07:31:45 PM »
Who would sell sexy pics of their mom?

That grosses me out just thinking about it.
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Re: News of the Odd and Strange
« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2009, 10:39:42 PM »
What the heck? What kind of son sells photos of his mother in lingerie?
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