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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 08:41:38 PM »
George Lopez is supposed to be Grouchy...going to be interesting.


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 08:46:40 PM »
... Goddamnit.

I know we're all about nostalgia here, but ... goddamnit.

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 09:01:42 PM »
Are you just running out of ideas for kid's movies? We can't squeeze out a Wizards of Waverly Place or something? Movie makers have to reach back into my childhood, take something good, and make into it's 3-D whore? Why?

First off, let me show the red flag that makes me feel like is not going to be winning any Oscars. "Sony Pictures Animation/Columbia Pictures’ big screen CGI/live action hybrid 3D adaptation..." If you can't say it five times fast, you shouldn't be doing it.

They have interesting voice actors. I suppose that it is a point for them. Kenan Thompson, Jeff Foxworthy (I'm already laughing), Katy Perry (I thought she was a singer) and some more.

Glimmering bit of hope...Neal Patrick Harris. He wouldn't be in a project that was complete shite, would he? You wouldn't lead us wrong, would you NPH? Would you?


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2010, 09:13:08 PM »
Kenan Thompson has a voice in the movie?  Not going to see it then. 


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2010, 09:16:03 PM »
Kenan Thompson has a voice in the movie?  Not going to see it then. 

You have something against Fat Albert?
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2010, 09:17:01 PM »
You have something against Fat Albert?
The Kenan Thompson version.  Quite a bit.


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2010, 09:19:00 PM »
The Kenan Thompson version.  Quite a bit.

Never saw it. Have no opinion on it.

What're your thoughts on Kel Mitchell?
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2010, 09:26:36 PM »
All that is wrong with this movie and Kenan as voice actor was the clencher? What's wrong with Kenan?

As for Kel, wasn't he every teeny bopper's dream back in the '90's?

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2010, 09:32:22 PM »
All that is wrong with this movie and Kenan as voice actor was the clencher? What's wrong with Kenan?

As for Kel, wasn't he every teeny bopper's dream back in the '90's?

1) Kenan Thompson is marginal on SNL and unfunny everywhere else.
2) Kel Mitchell, well, I consider him inconsequential...."Good Burger" was the end of his career.
3) To be perfectly honest, he's not the only thing that's wrong, but I see "Kenan Thompson" having a consequential role in something and go in the opposite direction.


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 08:35:08 AM »
But, Paul Reubens as Jokey Smurf! :sarcastic:

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 04:08:29 PM »
But, Paul Reubens as Jokey Smurf! :sarcastic:

I wonder which smurf Kenan is playing. Probably Greedy Smurf.


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 10:41:37 PM »
Nope, he's playing Blackey Smurf.   What?  They gotta have one.
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 11:01:24 PM »
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 12:43:21 AM »
*double facepalm*


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