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Offline Keith G.

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 12:45:52 AM »
Blackey : Hey, whassup my smurfs.  Daaammn, Smurfette you is lookin' FIIINNEE!!

Tell me that wouldn't be hilarious.
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 01:02:06 AM »
Blackey : Hey, whassup my smurfs.  Daaammn, Smurfette you is lookin' FIIINNEE!!

Tell me that wouldn't be hilarious.

Not coming from Kenan Thompson it wouldn't.


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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 08:55:15 AM »
But just in general, I think it would work.
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 09:16:04 AM »
OMG. I can't believe they're actually doing this.

Yet another sign of the Apocalypse.
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 11:50:00 AM »
Blackey Smurf: Oh SNAP!!
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2010, 04:10:29 AM »
*double facepalm*

I have to *triple facepalm*
because Gambit's line actually is hilarious
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2010, 04:13:00 AM »
OMG. I can't believe they're actually doing this.

Yet another sign of the Apocalypse.

That goes to all unbelievers out there. The end is Nigh. And this movie is the biggest sign of that ever.

... Goddamnit.

I know we're all about nostalgia here, but ... goddamnit.

and that too
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2010, 06:15:46 PM »
I've heard that Dakota Fanning is going to play Smurfette.  :spiteful:
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 01:20:07 AM »


John (blonde guy) in the 4th panel is priceless.

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2010, 12:00:26 PM »
lol wow
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2010, 12:52:15 PM »
That explains why they're always so happy.   Also explains Smurfette's raspy voice.  Too much constant throat action.
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2010, 12:53:45 PM »
Stop this thread! Seriously, people. This is fucked up!
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2010, 12:55:16 PM »
I can take the strip down. I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2010, 12:59:28 PM »
I'm fine with it.  Anyone seen the actual teaser trailer for the film?  It's on Yahoo Movies.  Looks like they're putting the Smurfs in a "fish out of water" scenario with them being in the modern day busy city.

Yeah...thats what I said. :suicide:
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Re: New Smurfs movie
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2010, 07:16:54 PM »
I can take the strip down. I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

Nah, I'm just fucking around.
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