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Triceratops don't exist
« on: August 08, 2010, 10:46:58 PM »
Yes, children, yet another dinosaur that has gone the way of the brontosaurus. The triceratops is now been found not to exist.

http://www.newsoxy.com/science/triceratops-never-existed-torosaurus-dinosaur-14166.html

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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2010, 11:48:16 PM »
Screw it, there still triceratops to me.
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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 12:07:53 AM »
Not sure how I feel about this branch of paleontology, the dinosaur folks.  I need to do more research before I make my assessment. 

As far as this is concerned, just shows how dynamic science is.


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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 12:09:54 AM »
FUCK YOU, SCIENTISTS! I'M GOING TO THE PLANET PLUTO TO LIVE WITH A TRICERATOPS!!
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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2010, 12:10:55 AM »
Screw it, there still triceratops to me.

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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 11:35:11 AM »
Same. WTF though, man?


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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 08:51:04 AM »
This is distressing 40% of the dinobots are based on lies.
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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 09:28:26 AM »
Justin Byrd is gunna have a fit.


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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 02:30:19 PM »
FUCK YOU, SCIENTISTS! I'M GOING TO THE PLANET PLUTO TO LIVE WITH A TRICERATOPS!!
*points to the astronomers and paleontologists* It's THEIR fault!  Leave the molecular biologists out of this! :lol:


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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 03:28:39 PM »
triceratops was my fav dinosaur when i was a kid. i feel like a kid who's just been told that santa claus doesn't exist...

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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 06:03:32 PM »
Triceratops never existed?  Childhood=Broken : p.
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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 07:03:49 PM »
Everyone calm down. They aren't renaming triceratops torosaurus, if anything it will be the other way around.

My friend who wants to be a paleontologst wrote: 
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The scientists found out that the  triceratops is actually a juvenile form of the Torosaurus.  All of the specimens that were once labeled as Torosaurus are now being renamed Triceratops, so Torosaurus is gone.  I think they're changing them to Triceratops instead of Torosaurus because Triceratops is far more well known.

And another opinion from Talk:Triceratops at Wikipedia:

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This one team of scientists are certain, yet. It remains to be seen if further studies will appear to support of refute their work. The article is fine as it is until a consensus begins to emerge, or at least a follow up paper or two. Science is a slow working process, no need to jump the gun
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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:29 PM »
Thanks for ruining our fun with sensibility, LB.

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Re: Triceratops don't exist
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 09:33:04 PM »
lol. Torosaurus should be a torso with horns.


I'll puke, eat it and freak you. Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to. The only key I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you. Force feed you them both and on each feet is a cleet shoe.

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