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Offline Christopher J. Lawton

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8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« on: August 25, 2010, 06:03:14 PM »
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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 08:59:11 PM »
For some reason I thought this one was REALLY funny, it is just so wrong that it feels right, and it does feel like poetry
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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 09:19:52 PM »
:lol: I liked it a lot too.

"And then I kill Marry"

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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 10:24:35 PM »
Sounds like an awesome character. :lol:


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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 10:27:52 PM »
For some reason I thought this one was REALLY funny, it is just so wrong that it feels right, and it does feel like poetry

It totally feels like poetry. Especially the part at the end.

My favorite line? "Sometimes I marry". Why? Because it's the only sentence in the review that's actually grammatically correct. It's like this guy got it right just once...
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Just for hoping that hope still flies,
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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »
Noticed that too, Cv.


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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 11:53:16 PM »
That is internet grammar at it's best. Loving this one.

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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 09:44:51 PM »
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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 12:48:35 PM »
Post em here!


I'll puke, eat it and freak you. Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to. The only key I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you. Force feed you them both and on each feet is a cleet shoe.

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Re: 8-25-2010 - Bought Poetry. Beat Poetry.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 09:45:41 AM »
 :lol: Nice, "I Kill Marry"...classic...
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