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Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« on: July 30, 2009, 11:47:40 AM »

Here we go again…and for the first time, we actually have alternating weekly columns!  I applaud my contemporary, CommonAnomaly, on his brilliant second foray into Warning: Contains Thoughts.  Hopefully I can live up to the example he’s set.

Anyway, I had a column all picked out for last week, and other than the time that has elapsed between then and now, I figured it would still hold up.  As many of you know, I am an avid follower of the PGA Tour (for those of you who do not know, that’s the Professional Golf Association).  The sport is quickly becoming one of my favorite things to watch after football, and I am still amazed at how good some of these men are at the game.  Golf is one of those activities that many chide due to a mischaracterized reputation, but I think anyone who has ever picked up a club and swung it has realized just how difficult the game is.

A few weeks ago, the third major tournament of the year was held.  For all you laymen, a “major” refers to a tournament that is considered to be one of the biggest.  While there are many tournaments held, the majors usually exhibit the most talent and excitement.  The first is always at Augusta, the course of Bobby Jones (the greatest amateur to play the game).  This tournament is known as the Master’s, after the titular player who wowed the world all those years ago.  The second major’s location changes every year, but it is always held in the United States.  Kind of a given really, since it is the US Open.  At the end of the year, one of the final tournaments that is played is the only major that does not allow amateurs to play, for good reason, since it is the PGA Tour Championship.

Today, however, I wish to discuss the third major of the year known as The Open Championship, or more commonly, the British Open.  This major is played in the United Kingdom at one of its beautiful and links-style courses.  Links courses are notoriously difficult:  they have few to no trees and have long, tough grass for its rough.  Due to the few trees, the winds that are common in the UK are harsh with nothing to block them.  You can hit a drive down the middle of the fairway and it’ll fly 10-15 yards to the right because of 20 mile per hour winds coming from the opposite direction.  This year the setting was at Turnberry Golf Links, a course rich in history of both golf and war.

Now, this year was offering to be Tiger Woods’s tourney, adding to his growing list of majors, inching him ever-closer to the immortal Golden Bear, Jack Nicklaus.  On the first day, Woods had a lot of issues, but managed to stay under par (though he ended up not even making the cut after two days).  Yet even more surprising than that, the top of the leaderboard was graced with another figure:  a man known as Tom Watson, who was 59 years of age…approaching 60 in a few months.


He was here to play exceptional golf and eat Werther’s Originals, and he was all out of Werther’s.

To many my age (or younger), Watson wasn’t the type of figure who was well known.  Only the fact that my dad followed pro golf was I able to know about his exploits and his many wins over the years.  In the first round, he shot exceptionally well…and everyone said “wow, what a fluke.”

Except Watson proved it wasn’t a fluke.  He ended up topping the leaders for two more days; in fact, he was set to win the tournament as long as he didn’t bogey Hole 18 on Sunday.  Unfortunately, he missed his par putt, and lost in a playoff to Stewart Cink, who won his first career major. Afterward, Watson told the press to stop treating it as a “funeral”, though you could tell he was grossly disappointed.

I was able to see most of the tournament, and I watched a man who had won his first Open Championship before many on the Tour were even born, knocking the golf ball out there with the young men who are usually so dominant in these events.  To give you a reasonable idea:  at his final Master’s this year, Gary Player shot around a 13 over par, and did not make the cut for the final two days.  While emotional, and at a time when he was younger an exceptional golfer, he still did not have the physical ability to maintain a share of any lead with those younger.  Watson proved the fact that you needed to be in the prime of your life to stay competitive was a fallacy.  And why not?  Look at George Foreman, who won the World Heavyweight Championship in boxing in his 40s!

While I watched this history being made, I could not help but reflect on our concept of “age.”  Many of us seem to grow older with disdain.  It seems the final birthday that we really “celebrate” is 21, otherwise after that it begins to be downhill:  30, 40…the dreaded 50.  People pay thousands of dollars to obtain surgery to make themselves look younger.  Women have boob lifts and liposuction…men go out and dye their hair and buy a $50,000 dollar sports car.

I think what we should learn from Watson is one thing:  you are only as old as you feel.  I myself have been growing older, and dreading each birthday to 30 (yeah, I know I’m still young technically).  However, while I think gaining wisdom is important, we must remember that it’s okay to be silly and act young.  The other day I went tubing with my family, and I watched my father out there, hanging on for dear life and having a blast being pulled by that boat.  That night he went home and played rambunctiously with the dog.  Who says we have to act our age all the time???

So I welcome The Unsung Heroes to go out in the world and be more like Watson…instead of trying to look younger, just feel young.  Life’s too short to worry about growing old or all those things “grownups” worry about.  Go play with your friends, goof off with your kids…whatever.  I refuse to believe that just because you’re growing old that it means you have to start sitting on your porch, screaming at kids to get off your lawn…you don’t see Tom Watson doing that.  He’s got more important stuff to do.

You’re up, Common.



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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 12:18:38 PM »
Nice read Byrdman, or should I say Byrdyoungman.

I agree with ya.  I'll be 34 this year and while thats not really old per se, i do feel old sometimes.  However, I'm still down on the floor playing with the kids, or playing video games, going to silly webforums to chat with other silly people.  I'm a  kid at heart, no matter how old my heart gets.
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 12:47:30 PM »
My girlfriend tells me I'm get better looking the older I get.  Honesty or coddling my ego?  :sarcastic:

Great stuff, Justin.   Age isn't a factor for me.  I'm a 25 year old that still reads comics, plays video games, etc.  I'll have the Peter Pan complex forever. 

Oh, and Watson is the man.  That was fun to watch.


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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 02:11:57 PM »
Nice read Byrdman, or should I say Byrdyoungman.

I agree with ya.  I'll be 34 this year and while thats not really old per se, i do feel old sometimes.  However, I'm still down on the floor playing with the kids, or playing video games, going to silly webforums to chat with other silly people.  I'm a  kid at heart, no matter how old my heart gets.

Thanks, and that's exactly what more people need to do.  I crack up at kids who spend all their life trying to act older...(I did it too)...and you think "cripes, what was my rush?!?"

My girlfriend tells me I'm get better looking the older I get.  Honesty or coddling my ego?  :sarcastic:

Great stuff, Justin.   Age isn't a factor for me.  I'm a 25 year old that still reads comics, plays video games, etc.  I'll have the Peter Pan complex forever. 

Oh, and Watson is the man.  That was fun to watch.

Some guys age well, I'm sure you're among them, Ben  ;)

Yeah, I read comics, watch cartoons, write Transformers fanfiction...play Heroclix...whatever.  Then people rip on me for it, and all I can do is look at them and think "What makes me so wrong and you so right?"  Especially since these are the same people who have ZERO hobbies or interests of their own.

And good on you for watching the Open.  It's not often that we get to see sporting events like that one.  And thanks!
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 04:47:24 PM »
I don't really watch golf (unless Tiger's playing), but it is a tough game to play.  Nice article Justin  :dirol:.
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 05:03:16 PM »
I don't really watch golf (unless Tiger's playing), but it is a tough game to play.  Nice article Justin  :dirol:.

I almost prefer it whenever Tiger's not there.  It's annoying when the leader is barely shown but we are shown Tiger's putt when he's 5 strokes back.

I don't hate the guy (my dad does though), but he's wearing thin.  Plus he was acting rather petulent on the Friday he didn't make the cut.  My dad made a good point when he said:  "You never saw Jack do that."
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 07:31:09 PM »
And good on you for watching the Open.  It's not often that we get to see sporting events like that one.  And thanks!

You watch Watson today?


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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 08:49:20 PM »
You watch Watson today?

Didn't get the chance....why?
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 02:46:57 AM »
Awesome read. I show my true colors everywhere no matter what people think. I'll be standing in a crowd of heavy and rough other fuckers and bust out a transformers rap or something and blow people away. And - I turned 21 last year and honestly I feel as if my life is just starting. My dad's 49; looks young, and he's in better shape than me. No matter how old I am I'll build a fuckin tree house in my backyard.


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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 12:17:26 AM »
Great column JayByrd, meant to say this a few days ago.

I like the subject too.  I had tons of fun at an amusement park yesterday.  Just playing around with my nieces and young cousins.
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Re: Byrd's Brain #13 - Act Your Age?
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2009, 04:11:00 PM »
No matter how old I am I'll build a f**kin tree house in my backyard.

Quote of the Month right there.  :sarcastic:


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